Battlesloths to Wage The Great Pizza Wars this Spring

Move over Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There’s now an even slower animal species on the planet with an equally insatiable and even more violent appetite for pizza!

Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars is a competitive twin-stick shooter starring gun-totting sloths in a sort of capture the flag style battle royale to hoard the most slices of pizza. The game will feature 4-player local and online play, solo play against AI sloth-bots, four modes, 20 different weapons, and hat customizations galore.

Rooster Teeth’s new indie game publishing label is working with developer Invisible Collective to bring the game to Steam. Put the game on your wishlist so you can remember to get down with the sloth beginning this spring.

Check out the first trailer below, preferrably while holding a slice in one hand and a gun in the other, just to get the full effect of the delicious absurdity.

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