Emperor Zinyak Declares Saints Row IV the Game of the Generation


Emperor Zinyak himself has taken command over Deep Silver and, using threats of repeated anal probings, has forced the publisher’s PR team to produce another, more expensive collector’s edition for Saints Row IV.

The ‘Super Dangerous Wub Wub Edition’ is already like all super, dangerous and awesome and stuff, but it ain’t shit up against the newly announced ‘Game of the Generation Edition’, which comes with a light-up rotating display case known more famously as the Display Case of Everlasting Glory, along with a soft and lovely velvet pouch to help preserve the case’s everlasting glory for years to come.

All of the wub wub of that other collector’s edition will be included in the Game of the Generation Edition. So, for a grand total of $129.99 you’ll get the display case, the replica dubstep gun, the Johnny Gat statue, the Dubstep Doomsday Button and the ‘Commander in Chief’ DLC items.

Only 5,000 units of Emperor Zinyak’s Game of the Generation Edition have been produced, and each display case is emblazoned with an individually-numbered plaque to show off its from-another-planet exclusiveness. Pre-order now while supplies last–and while you still have time to enjoy it, before Emperor Zinyak enslaves the human race. That Display Case of Everlasting Glory won’t seem so glorious when you’ve got a probe shoved up your butt.

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