F.E.A.R. 2 “FEAR AWAY” Program Protects Skittish Gamers With Hot Nurses

F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin promises to be one scary game, so to protect gamers from fright-induced “distress” while playing the game Armacham Technology Corporation has come up with a new product: FEAR AWAY. FEAR AWAY comes in three packages — Silver, Gold and Platinum — with the Platinum plan sending nurses clad in skimpy pink outfits to your house to provide first-class “stress relief”. Watch the Life Alert-spoofing faux infomercial below for a good laugh.

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