Real Life God of War PB&J QTE

What if a normal, uneventful activity like making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich required performing a violent, growl-filled quick-time event like those Kratos has to pull off when slaying mythological beasts in God of War? It’d look a lot like this hilarious video created by ‘kittenbinbitten’, that’s what. I generally avoid the user video cesspool that is YouTube, but this made me laugh out loud for real. The camera angles are so perfect, and the part where he slams the jelly jar is just brilliant.

Kratos vs A Sandwich [Kotaku]

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