For gamers who get carried away soul breeding with the gals of Record of Agarest War 2 or a bit too turned on by the game’s PlayStation Move Bathtub, Shiatsu, and Massage mini-games (no joke), Aksys Games has the perfect limited edition for the PlayStation 3 strategy RPG coming out on June 26.
Totally Japanese but somewhat surprising for the North American market, Record of Agarest War 2‘s Limited Edition will include an inflatable Felenne Doll, a hand towel that folds up into the shape of a heart, and an art book which will undoubtedly be overflowing with page after page of anime girl pictorials.
If it was just the doll, I wouldn’t think so dirty about it, but the addition of the towel causes thoughts and images to appear in my head that I really don’t want there. Anyone who’s embarrassed about buying condoms definitely won’t want to be caught dead walking out of a game shop carrying one of these, that’s for damn sure.
For those who can look beyond the sexual innuendo and think more grown-up like, the doll, towel and art book should make for unique and extremely rare fan collectibles, all for the standard $59.99 retail price of a regular PS3 game (the standard edition will sell for $49.99).
Aksys will be un-blurring the doll image (Shhhhh! It’s top secret!), showing off the towel’s expanded form, and revealing the content of the art book soon, but these are the specifics announced so far:
– Inflatable Felenne Doll: An adorable inflatable doll that will make a nice addition to any location that you can feasibly place it.
– Compressed 8 x 12” Hand Towel: Conveniently compressed into a heart shape, this towel is the ideal object of your desire for when you need a small object that expands into a full hand towel.
– Collectible Artbook: Titled “Heroic Trials from the Lands of Agarest”, this artbook is a humdrum addition to the many boring books you’ve read recently. Or so we would like others to think…
So, who’s buying? Don’t be ashamed to let us know!
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Now you know what would be REALLY sexy? A Record of Agarest War that is actually playable! Record of Agarest War 1 is considered kusoge for a reason. Trust me, you are going to have way more fun with the collectibles than the actual game!
I’ve never had the chance to play either of the previous Agarest Wars, but Growlanser seems to come up as a comparison and I have played some of those games. Are they similar, do you know?