Red Faction: Guerrilla Fans Want More Ostrich, Volition Gives Them More Ostrich

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Great news, fans of large birds being turned into deadly sledgehammers! Volition’s Red Faction: Guerrilla Ostrich Hammer April Fool’s video wasn’t all phony baloney after all. The Ostrich Hammer is for real! It really will be a goofy unlockable multiplayer weapon, one of many other hammer unlocks in fact. So come June, expect to hear a lot of annoying teens shouting “you’ve just been bird fucked!” over voice chat as they rape you online wielding a giant ostrich.

“We’re Giving Them The Bird!” [Red Faction Underground]

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