Sega Wishes Merry Christmas With New MadWorld Trailer and Poem

Nothing says “Merry Christmas” better than mangled, bloody corpses hanging from a Christmas tree, don’t you agree? OK, maybe not in real life, but in the gory MadWorld universe it sure does, as you can see in this new trailer chock full of blood, guts and censor strips covering up some of the more gruesome scenes. Sega went even further with their seasons greetings by providing a little Twas the Night Before Christmas poem, remixed MadWorld style of course. Watch the trailer below, then hit the jump for the hilarious poem.

Twas the Night Before Christmas – MadWorld Remix

Twas a night before DeathWatch, when all through downtown

Not a person was stirring, since being stomped to the ground.

The bodies were hung on the rosebushes with care,

In hopes that more enemies would soon appear.

Jack was nestled all snug in his bed,

While visions of beating hearts danced in his head;

Jack with a sign post, the Bull in a tire wrap,

Impaled and put down for a long winters nap.

When out at the train station there arose such a splatter,

Everyone ran to see what was the matter.

Towards the commotion, they flew like a flash,

A game show was announced, winners paid cash.

The moon in the breast of the newly-fallen blood-stained snow,

Gave the luster of mid-day to environmental weapons below.

When, what to my wondering dark eyes should sit

But a chainsaw, a spiked bat and daggers! OH S#!%

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