E3 2013 Archive

  • Is This Wii U Game About Cartoon Penises Playing Spin the Bottle, or Do I Just Have a Dirty Mind?

    Is This Wii U Game About Cartoon Penises Playing Spin the Bottle, or Do I Just Have a Dirty Mind?

    Without a doubt the strangest E3 game I’ve come across is a peculiar Wii U indie title called Spin the Bottle: Bumpie’s Party. The name alone is odd, but the weirdness really begins once the teaser trailer starts to roll. (Click play if you dare!) […]

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  • LEGO Marvel Super Heroes Save the Day on PlayStation 4 and Xbox One

    LEGO Marvel Super Heroes Save the Day on PlayStation 4 and Xbox One

    Although it’s not properly indicated in the new E3 trailer, LEGO Marvel Super Heroes has been confirmed for development on PS4 and Xbox One. That puts TT Games’ latest LEGO video game marvel in the pipeline for a whopping nine different platforms, including PC, PS3, […]

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  • Platinum Games Gives Bayonetta 2 a Wii U Makeover

    Platinum Games Gives Bayonetta 2 a Wii U Makeover

    For Bayonetta 2, Platinum Games has given the game’s titular heroine a makeover, including a new hairdo and costume. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but previous trailers have been careful not to show Bayonetta’s character model above the waist. However this week at E3 […]

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  • The Legend of Zelda Draws a Link Between Worlds this Holiday Season

    The Legend of Zelda Draws a Link Between Worlds this Holiday Season

    The Nintendo 3DS pseudo-sequel to The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, first revealed back in April, now has an official title: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds. It is currently penciled in for a November launch. I’m still not feeling […]

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  • Ravagers Don’t Stand a Chance Against Earth Defense Force 2025’s Air Raider

    Ravagers Don’t Stand a Chance Against Earth Defense Force 2025’s Air Raider

    One of four new classes joining the fight for humanity in Earth Defense Force 2025, the Air Raider is a total bug-blasting badass. He’s a master of explosives by trade, but when things get hairy he’s not afraid to call in the big guns. Mortar […]

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  • Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare Blooms Next Spring on Xbox Consoles

    Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare Blooms Next Spring on Xbox Consoles

    It took me a few days to wrap my head around the thought of PopCap Games spinning the Plants vs. Zombies franchise off into a multiplayer shooter. How do you take a casual 2D tower defense game and morph it into a fully 3D third-person […]

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  • Dragon Fantasy: Book II Shows Off its Chrono Trigger-Style Battle System

    Dragon Fantasy: Book II Shows Off its Chrono Trigger-Style Battle System

    The first book of Muteki’s Dragon Fantasy retro role-playing saga was all about paying homage to the Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest greats of the 8-bit era. In an evolutionary step forward, Book II, coming to PS3 and Vita later this year, is being modeled […]

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  • Capy Reveals More of What Lies <em>Below</em>

    Capy Reveals More of What Lies Below

    A new and even more immersive and atmospheric trailer for Xbox One indie roguelike and Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery successor, Below, has been released today, offering a first glimpse at the malevolent Darkness our brave, dungeon-diving hero is up against. I’m not big on doing […]

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  • Say Goodbye to Deponia this Fall

    Say Goodbye to Deponia this Fall

    Rufus and Goal’s journey across the junkyard planet of Deponia is nearing its end. This fall Daedalic’s quirky, comedic point-and-click adventure trilogy comes to a close in the aptly titled Goodbye Deponia, threequel to last year’s Deponia and Chaos on Deponia. What sort of shenanigans […]

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  • PS3 Diablo III Gets Exclusive Journey and Uncharted Themed In-Game Items

    PS3 Diablo III Gets Exclusive Journey and Uncharted Themed In-Game Items

    Blizzard Entertainment is treating PlayStation 3 gamers to an exclusive DLC loot kit for the September console launch of Diablo III, including legendary pieces of gear inspired by PS3 games Journey and Uncharted. Yep, you’ll be able to equip your Witch Doctor, Barbarian, Wizard, Demon […]

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