
What is it? It’s all about monkey on monkey violence in this procedurally–generated, multiplayer-only 1v1 online deathmatch of physics-based shooting and platforming.
Who made it and where can you get it? Size Five Games created Gun Monkeys which is now available on Steam for $5.99. One cool thing to keep in mind is when you buy a copy, a second copy is included to gift to a friend so that you have someone to play against as soon as you both install it. Size Five recently slashed the price and added the second copy to help further bolster the game’s sporadic online player base.
How much did we play? I have played short sessions of about 15-30 minutes each off and on for the last two weeks. I typically found there to be a very short waiting period before another opponent was available to duke it out against, but results may vary depending on the time of day you attempt to search for a match.
Any technical concerns or hardware requirements you should know about? I have had no issues playing the game with my current PC (although I know Matt experienced trouble—but his aging video card is likely the cause). The game can be played locally with two people sharing a keyboard (remember those days when a keyboard was the only way to play a competitive game on a PC?) or input can be mapped to a gamepad. I played with both devices, and found that in the heat of the moment my gamepad withstood aggressive mashing better than my keyboard. Response for input using a controller did feel a touch laggy at times, though, so a keyboard may be the way to go if yours can take a thorough bashing.

Why should you play it?
• More Fun Than a [Gun]Barrel of Monkeys: Gun Monkeys is a pure old school deathmatch game. Watching monkeys jump around on screen with machine guns and Big Nukes gibbing opponents into a shower of bloody pulp is a blast. Playing locally with a friend is very reminiscent of a couch co-op/competitive experience where if you lose, you can easily smack your friend for totally obliterating you in a match. Playing online offers a post-battle lobby to taunt or be humiliated, which can almost be worse than a smack from a friend sitting right next to you. Something about time-traveling monkeys engaged in battles of cartoon hyper-violence riles the competitive spirit.
Parting Thoughts: Learning how to play from the tutorial doesn’t really give you the sense of urgency or what to expect once you join a real online match–although it is quite a charming training session thanks to the narration of English actor/comedian Kevin Eldon. Since each level is new and random, you really have to stay on your game in order to win. While in the lobby prior to a match, any opponent that is also waiting can be examined to see what bonuses they have applied (as well as their win/loss ratio). Seeing what bonuses an opponent has equipped can help you strategize a game plan for the match ahead. Sadly I found that many of the better opponents all seemed to use the same group of bonuses which in effect cause a constant damage over time to your monkey, so you either have to totally avoid getting hit or scramble to retrieve energy faster than they can. Winning is a lot of fun for obvious reasons, but mainly because earning more money allows you to keep buying better bonuses. Losing sucks a fat one, not only because you have to live with the shame of sending your monkey to the slaughter, but also because you lose the extra cash that could be spent on more power-ups.
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With today’s start of the annual Steam Summer Sale, we’re kicking off our “Game-a-Day” sweepstakes, where we’ll bring you a new Steam game giveaway for every day of the summer sale. Flippin’ sweet!
The daily giveaways will be timed with Steam’s Daily Deals, meaning every 24 hours at 10AM PST / 1PM EST, we’ll randomly select and announce a winner for the current giveaway and then cycle in a giveaway for another game soon thereafter. Entry will be kept super-simple: Just drop a comment on the contest page, and you’ll be good to go.
For our Day #1 giveaway, we have 3 Steam keys up for grabs for Gun Monkeys, the procedurally–generated 1-on-1 multiplayer deathmatch platformer from Size Five Games. The game is currently available for $8.99, but post a comment on this page and you just might walk away with a copy of the game for free. Gun Monkeys is Trading Cards compatible, so in this case the winners will be able to score a free game and maybe make a few extra pennies on the Steam marketplace to fund additional summer sale purchases.
Comment now to enter for your chance to win!
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